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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Texas Nightmare, Frank Viola and Mom

I slumped into my seat on the bus.

My head throbbed and I could feel my blood seeping into the paper towel I had pressed up against my forehead. I was doing my best not to make eye contact with anyone sitting around me. I could hear snickers and I’m sure they were meant for me. I tried to put them out of my mind and relax as the bus started to drive out of the stadium’s parking lot.

Suddenly I panicked.

I bounded out of my seat and looked in the overhead compartment. I rifled through the bag I had on the seat next to me and came up with nothing. I nervously sat back down and tried to think of some way to tell the coaching staff the bad news. I forgot to grab our expensive brand new digital video camera when we left.

“Do any of you have the camera?” I asked the coaches courageously. “I think I left it by one of your bags, but I don’t see it here.”

No response. I started to break into a sweat.

I retraced my steps starting from when the game ended. I remembered I put the camera case down near the coaches’ bags so I could go get the bats that had been confiscated by the umpires for being too dented. Eager to get back to the team bus as soon as possible to get a head count, I sprinted toward the umpire’s locker room that was behind the home team’s dugout underneath the bleachers. I ran head first into a low hanging steel beam.

My knees buckled immediately and I bit my tongue hard. The next thing I knew I was flat out on the ground and seeing stars. Everything was fuzzy when I stood up. A parent from the other team came up to me and asked me if I was okay. I nodded, which hurt like hell. After collecting the bats and getting strange looks from the umpiring crew, I rushed into the bathroom, wiped my forehead off and walked as fast as I could to the bus.

“We have to go back!” I yelped. “The camera is on the field, I left it there. We need to go back and get it!”

I watched as the coaches looked at each other. Coach Hampton, the head assistant, turned around in his seat. I braced for my well-deserved tongue lashing.

Instead, he reached behind him and presented me with the lost camera.

“Let one of us know next time that you need us to grab the camera for you,” he said, a smile starting to break out on his face. “You should have heard yourself just now. And what happened to your head?”

Too embarrassed to explained, I told him it was nothing and slumped back in my seat in disgrace.

I was on my second road trip as the equipment manager for St. John’s University Baseball. I had accepted the job the previous fall and spent much of the early practices and scrimmages trying to wrap my head around what I had gotten myself into. I tried to absorb enough knowledge from my friend Derek who had the job before me, but it was in large part a trial by fire.

Between going to class and doing homework, I had to more or less be a team mother to over 25 players, many of whom were four years older than me. I did everything from laundry, videotaping hitters and pitchers, field maintenance, study hall monitoring and deflecting the practical jokes thrown my way.

By the time of our first road trip to Arkansas, I felt like I had already worked for a full season and was ready for a break. That first trip actually went smoothly. I survived my first ever plane flight; I didn’t forget any gear or lose any uniforms; and I managed to organize every meal in the hotel without a hitch. I did, for a minute, think I left Coach Hampton’s brand new phone in the visiting team’s locker room, but was excited to find it in my jacket pocket.

Going into our second trip, a week in East Texas, I knew I probably wasn’t going to be as lucky. I was right. Almost getting knocked out cold was only the start of my Texas nightmare. After taking two of three from Lamar University (who was ranked in the top 25 going into that weekend), we were headed to play Sam Houston State. We stopped to eat at McDonald’s before setting out on our two and a half hour bus trip. After getting something in my stomach, I felt a lot better about things and vowed that the rest of the trip was going to be mistake free.

That, unfortunately, did not last long.

Since we were in between hotels, all the players and coaches had their suits hanging up around the bus as it’s a school policy to travel in suit and tie on an airplane. Coach Blankmeyer asked me to get a head count before we got on the road. I got up from my seat and peeked around the obstacles to ensure that everyone was on board. I gave the bus driver a thumbs up and the bus roared to life. I sat back down eager to get some shut eye after what had already been a long day.

“Hey, we’re missing someone,” a player said from the back of the bus.

My skin went ice cold. My eyes shot open and the bus screeched to a halt. All of the coaches looked back in my direction. I sheepishly looked out the window and back toward the McDonald’s. Sure enough, three very confused St. John’s players were standing by the door holding ice cream cones.

“What’s the matter with you today Danny,” Blankmeyer said mockingly. “These suits can’t play baseball.”

The entire bus exploded in outright laughter. I couldn’t shrink down in my seat far enough. For the rest of the ride I remember gazing out into the nothingness of Texas and wanting to jump off the bus with it going as fast as possible. I’d either be crushed by the wheels or be left to wander the Texas heartland forever.

I didn’t talk to anyone the whole way to our dinky roadside hotel. I remember rushing off the bus, flopping down on the bed and hoping never to see the outside world again. I pulled the flat, overused pillow over my head and was determined to pass out until we had to leave for our team dinner.

Of course, the phone rang minutes later. Our volunteer assistant coach, Chris Carminucci wanted to have a word with me. I hung up with a horrible feeling in my stomach. I thought they were about to fire me in the middle of nowhere in Texas and leave me to find a way home all by myself. I expected the worse when I walked slowly and insecurely into his room.

I couldn’t have been more wrong. He spent a half hour pumping me up. He understood that I was having a tough time trying to learn the job. He gave me tips to improve my management skills such as being early to the bus to keep track of everyone getting on and off. He assured me that the coaches all liked me and things would get easier everyday. He told me story after story how awkward he was when he started out coaching and that staying positive was what got him through the rough stretches. Call it cliché if you will, but everything he said hit home at that moment. I left the room feeling more confident and was resolved to make my stamp on the job.

I wish I could say the trip was all roses after that, but it got even worse. However, it became a collective nightmare instead of just mine. We lost a few close games and got blown out by a team that we should have murdered and left for dead. I had to spend our off day washing uniforms using the hotel’s tiny washer and dryer since there wasn’t a laundry mat within 100 miles. The last four days in Texas, we had to eat Subway because it was the only thing open when our games ended. It didn’t help that the hot sandwiches we ordered earlier ended up being cold by the time we picked it up. I don’t know how many of you would feel after eating a cold foot-long meatball sub everyday, but we were on the edge of mutiny by the end of the trip.

The one good thing I remember clearly from that trip, other than leaving, was after we won our first game of the season against Lamar. I was standing outside the hotel in Beaumont waiting for Pizza Hut to deliver 33 pies and Coach Hampton walked by.

“Winning feels pretty good, doesn’t it Danny?” he asked.

“It’s the best feeling in the world Coach!” I said exuberantly grinning from ear to ear.

He looked at me for a moment, shook his head and couldn’t help but smile back.

“You’re good shit Danny,” he replied. “I don’t care what they say about you.”

We returned to New York with only a couple of wins to feel good about, but certainly not empty handed. We all learned more about each other and what we were capable of. I kept on learning that year and, in spite of finding new ways to humiliate myself, endeared myself to the whole team. I got to watch 25 talented players win more than their fair share of great baseball games and learn how to be a man all at the same time.

I'm sure I'll share more stories from my time at St. John's, but for now, I'll leave you with this one. I think I'll raise a toast to Texas and pray I never have to go back!



Player Spotlight

St. John’s Baseball has a long history of producing Major League Baseball talent. Two of the most famous alumni are John Franco and Frank Viola. Both were drafted out in the 1981 MLB Draft (Viola in Round 2; Franco in Round 5) and both went on to have distinguished Major League careers. For the first of what I assume will be many St. John’s related posts, I wanted to focus exclusively on Viola. I actually had a chance to talk with him after he did the telecast of one of our games that was broadcasted by ESPN. What I’ll remember the most though is shaking his hand. He had the most enormous hands I’ve ever seen in my life. My hand literally disappeared when we shook.

At St. John's, Viola won a combined 20 games in his last two years with E.R.A.'s of 2.16 and 0.87. In 1980, he guided the Johnnies to an appearance in the College World Series and pitched a four-hitter to win their opening game against the Arizona Wildcats(who ended up winning the Series that year).

Viola had his best years in the Major Leagues as a member of the Minnesota Twins. In 1987, he won two games in the World Series against the St. Louis Cardinals, including the deciding seventh game to give the Twins there first championship in Minnesota (they had won the Series previously as the Washington Senators in 1924). He ended up being awarded the World Series MVP. The next year, he had one of the great seasons for a pitcher in Major League history. Viola won 24 games, had an E.R.A. of 2.64 and pitched seven complete games, including two shutouts. He was awarded the Cy Young Award at the end of the year.

After a rough 1989 season, during which he was traded to the New York Mets, Viola rebounded with another 20 win season in 1990. He led the league with 249⅔ innings and 35 games started. He finished with an E.R.A of 2.67, seven complete games and three shutouts. He finished third in the Cy Young Award voting.

Viola played one more year for the Mets and then spent the last five years of his career with the Boston Red Sox, Cincinnati Reds and Toronto Blue Jays. He ended up with 176 career wins, 74 complete games and 16 shutouts. He finished with a career E.R.A. of 3.73. He retired in 1996.

Frank Viola after beating Arizona in the 1980 College World Series (photo courtesy of St. John's Baseball).

Happy Mother's Day

I want to wish a Happy Mother's Day to my mother. She knew exactly how to deal with her four baseball obsessed boys and ended up becoming a bigger Yankee fan than all of us combined. She yells at the TV, gushes over Jeter and closes her eyes when the game is on the line in the ninth inning. My life wouldn't be the same without her. Enjoy your day Mom and I love you very much!





Baseball Sunday Guest

Throughout my time working with the baseball team at St. John’s, I became close to an unbelievable array of talented people, none more so in my opinion, then this week’s Baseball Sunday Guest:. He brought a welcome blend of wittiness and spirit when he became the Sports Information Director and blew us all away with his writing skills. We bonded on crappy road trips to places like Lubbock and South Bend, drunkenly guided each other home after benders in the city and survived more than one meal together at Q'dboa. Our conversation went on longer than either of us thought, so I decided to let it stand as its own post. Please come back tomorrow to check out my conversation with fantasy sports writer extraordinaire Dustin Hockensmith!










Sunday, April 12, 2009

Smells of the Game & Rouglas Odor


Baseball smells.

Sure, there are those smells that every sports writer likes to wax poetic about. Everybody loves the smell of an old leather glove pressed up against their nose, overpriced hot dogs, frothy beer spilling everywhere and freshly cut green grass.

However, you won't be able to spin the odors we'll be discussing today into eloquent hyperbole.

I cracked into my softball bag for the first time in a couple months and it was, ahem, ripe. There weren’t any dirty clothes or ancient socks in a hidden nook; it was just the lost vapors of last summer’s sweat and B.O. that had stubbornly clung to the insides before being zipped up for winter. I guess a pair of well worn cleats didn’t help matters much.

However instead of alerting the authorities of an impending biohazard, I breathed in deeply. I felt alive! I could have thrown on a pair of gym shorts and played 18 straight innings of softball right then and there (had it not been pouring outside with a biting wind). It was a great "bad" smell.

There is nothing quite like the aroma of baseball or softball sweat. It doesn’t smell like other sweat. All athletes experience extreme heat and the sweat pours out of them. But for the most part they’re constantly moving around. With baseball, you could be standing in the same spot in the outfield for hours, just baking. There have been times in the dead of summer that I have been left for dead in left field with the sun torturing every drop of liquid out of my body. I sweat from everywhere. The water cannot escape my body fast enough.


So, all of this man sweat has to go somewhere. It does. It finds a home in the fabric of my dri-fit jersey and shorts. Of course I’m also wearing black socks that go up to my knees so by the end of a marathon softball day, I could ring them out and fill a medium sized swimming pool that no one would want to cannonball into.

To try to combat this prodigious sweating, I drink as much water and Gatorade as humanly possible so I have something for the sun to suck out of me every time I trudge back out onto the field. I repeat this for six to seven innings, my insides gradually burning while I do all I can not to collapse in a puddle of my own sweat.

I’ve always wondered what it would be like if I didn’t have anything to drink. If I tried to man it out in a battle against the sun, who would win? I envision the heat and sun would mockingly laugh at me before liquefying my insides, sucking them out through my nose and turning me into dust.

I digress.

By the end of the day, I smell like a combination of the East River, rancid sewer water, burning flesh and just a hint of lemon-lime (depending on the flavor of Gatorade I’ve consumed that particular afternoon). By now, I’m sure you can’t imagine anything that could make this situation worse. But I can.

The subway!

Stepping into the air conditioned train is almost better than the shower that awaits me at home. The main difference is that people are staring at me, and not because they know all about the game winning hit I smacked. It’s because I’m the reason they’ve forgotten all about the homeless guy at the other end of the train (who is making plans to hop off at the next station because even he can’t stand the stench). The best part is that all the smells I’ve accumulated are congealing on my body and clothes. Even after a thorough washing of both, the memory of the stank never really goes away. And that’s not exactly unfavorable (unless you make your significant other uncontrollably dry heave to the point where they need immediate medical attention).

Like I said, baseball smells.



Player Spotlight

Continuing today’s theme of smelly Sunday, I was able to unearth some fine examples of baseball’s fragrant past. According to baseball-reference.com, Rouglas Odor played 8 seasons in the minor leagues from 1988-1995. He played in 618 games and had a career average of .248. His best season came in 1990 playing for the Cleveland Indians Advanced A Affiliate. He hit .261 with 116 hits, 21 doubles and a slugging percentage of .326. He did find some success playing independent ball in 1995, batting .289 for three teams. He was a shortstop/second baseman that made 65 errors in his career, good for a .965 fielding percentage.

I also discovered Chester Sweatt, who played 13 seasons in the minor leagues from 1909-1922. He was a lifetime hitter of .263, but did manage to hit .302 in 1917. His best season arguably came in 1914 when he smacked 8 homeruns, with 13 doubles and 12 triples. He finished that year with a slugging percentage of .380.

There was one major leaguer that exemplified my odorous ode to baseball. He is Frank Funk, pitcher for the Cleveland Indians and Milwaukee Braves in his brief four year career from 1960-1963. He was actually a pretty dependable relief pitcher for the Indians in 1960. He pitched in close to 100 innings and won and saved 11 games. His E.R.A. was 3.31, which isn’t that bad pitching in a league with Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris, et. al. He struck out 64 batters that year and finished with a career total of 150. His last season with the Braves he went 3-3, with an E.R.A. of 2.68 in 25 games.



Major League Update

Opening Week usually provides some scenarios that make baseball fans and commentators scratch their heads. I mean, how can you honestly have a conversation with someone about the fact that the Baltimore Orioles and Toronto Blue Jays are sitting on top of the AL East with only one loss each. Both teams are expected to be awesomely bad, but there they are, ahead of the Rays, Red Sox and Yankees, three teams expected to be the best in the entire league. Speaking of the Red Sox, they bring back Jason Varitek after he has a mess of a season offensively and what’s the first thing he does? He hits a homerun on Opening Day. He hit another homerun two days later and compared to last year is hitting a respectable .267. The Cleveland Indians are 0-5 after yet another off season of speculating that this would be the year that they put everything together and made another run to the World Series. The Royals, who have been a trendy pick to be this year’s Rays, have seven players in their lineup hitting below .215.

The reason I’m bringing all this up is that baseball, more than any other sport, needs at least a month or two to sort everything out. You can’t possibly judge who is really good and who is really bad. The Indians could run off 10+ wins in a row, the Orioles could lose 10+ in a row and we’re right back where we started from.

Opening Week is like taking a big gulp of air when you’ve been submerged underwater. Everything seems possible and you’re just grateful that you’re still alive. After awhile, you forget to remind yourself to breathe and your reason and common sense comes back. We’ll see where we are come June. My apologies to the Washington Nationals fans. Your luck isn't going to get any better this year, enjoy your five wins (and if you root for the Texas Rangers, consider yourself cursed).